Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
