Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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