You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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