You work out of a Hotel?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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