Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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