I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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