quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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