I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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