Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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