i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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