my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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