Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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