I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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