Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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