Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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