READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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