he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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