Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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