Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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