Moan for me like Helen Keller
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize