I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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