Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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