This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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