I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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