On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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