Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I just want to make out with him forever
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
