awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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