This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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