I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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