the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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