Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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