My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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