they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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