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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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