are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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