I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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