Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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