Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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