how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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