Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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