brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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