I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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