I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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