Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

Dude my mom stole all your condoms

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(515): View more from Iowa

I wish facebook had a fuck off button.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits

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(516): View more from New York

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?

(201): View more from New Jersey

Strong 6

(516): View more from New York

That's an oxymoron.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"

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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?

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(440): View more from Ohio

I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.

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(425): View more from Washington

The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!

(253): View more from Washington

I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy

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