i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He felt like a one man threesome
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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