i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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