so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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