Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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