I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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