he thought i was a dude.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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