Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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