they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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