i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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