In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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